Writing About the Humor of Everyday Life.

“I wrote myself a list of things I need to do, but now I can’t find it.”

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“I breathed in through my nose so deeply while sleeping last night that I inhaled my pillowcase into my left nostril.”

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“I am not allowed to leave my mother’s house without bringing something home. It’s like a law, or something. Today I brought home a pound of  bologna, and a bag of frozen meatballs. Score!”

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“Why are Sensodyne toothpaste commercials filmed on an angle? As if sensitive teeth aren’t bad enough, are the advertisers trying to give us vertigo, too?”

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“A friend told me, ‘When my kids are happy, I’m out of therapy.’”

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“I Googled French Lick, Indiana, and several choices popped up, including, ‘How to lick your lick lick.’ I decided I didn’t really need to know about French Lick, and read my e mails instead.”

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“Veronica said, ‘Mom! Mom! Mom! Guess what happened!’ I said, ‘Veronica, you’re 24 years old. A lot of things have happened.”

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