Writing About the Humor of Everyday Life.

It just seems wrong to use Forever Stamps when sending condolence cards.
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A fellow artsy-fartsy person once said, “Glitter is the Herpes of the craft world.”
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I read the book The Happiness Project. It made me depressed.
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Flying in an airplane is like being a flung Frisbee in a Petrie dish.
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My biggest fear in life is leaving a public restroom with eight feet of toilet paper trailing behind me from my pants.
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I wondered if the opposite of disgruntled was gruntled. According to Dictionary.com, it is. I was gruntled to learn that.
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I woke up at 4:04. It must have been an error.
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I just listened to a phone message from Lake Forest College: “Hello, Leslie. This is Susie. I’m calling to remind you about your 20-year….oh, I’m sorry! I mean your 30-year reunion coming up…” “I can’t be that old,” I said to no one in particular. Delete.



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