Writing About the Humor of Everyday Life.

“When I was little I loved Sunday mornings because a lox box would arrive at the door and all five of us would sit down to have breakfast together. One day my father asked me why I was slathering grape jelly on top of the lox on my bagel. ‘Because I don’t like lox,’ I said. ‘Then why did you put it on your bagel?’ he asked. I answered, ‘I thought I had to because I’m Jewish!’”
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“Our vet said it would be good if Phoebe lost a few pounds, so I’ve been mixing vegetables in with her dry food. Apparently, she prefers some vegetables over others. The other day Richard said, ‘I just walked by while Phoebe was eating and she had spelled out WTF with peas.’”
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“Here’s something fun to do today: while you’re standing around talking to a friend, ask him if he knows how to tap dance. Chances are he will start tapping away whether he really knows how to tap or not. Try it! It’s fun!”
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“We had to put one of our dogs, Ava, down. My mother sent a deli tray. No Rugelach, but it was still nice.”
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