About Leslie Jo Chase

I’ve been the Blog-Keeper of Tales of Wild Boomba, and She Said to No one in Particular after a career as a Copywriter and Copy Director for the Sears Catalog, and other companies. I’ve also been a regular contributing writer for the Chicago Tribune, the Denver Post, Chicago Parent, Chicago Home and Garden, Weddingbells magazine, LAKE magazine, North Shore Home, msnbc.com, Skirt magazine, and was a monthly columnist for Indy’s Child.
I’m currently writing the books:
Memoirs of a Mashugana, Tales of Wild Boomba, and Defective; Memoirs of a Medical Mutant.
More About Leslie
My Few Liners
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“I breathed in through my nose so deeply while sleeping last night that I inhaled my pillowcase into my left nostril.”**************************************************
“I am not allowed to leave my mother’s house without bringing something home. It’s like a law, or something. Today I brought home a pound of bologna, and a bag of frozen meatballs. Score!”**************************************************
“Why are Sensodyne toothpaste commercials filmed on an angle? As if sensitive teeth aren’t bad enough, are the advertisers trying to give us vertigo, too?”**************************************************
“A friend told me, ‘When my kids are happy, I’m out of therapy.’”**************************************************
“I Googled French Lick, Indiana, and several choices popped up, including, ‘How to lick your lick lick.’ I decided I didn’t really need to know about French Lick, and read my e mails instead.”**************************************************
“Veronica said, ‘Mom! Mom! Mom! Guess what happened!’ I said, ‘Veronica, you’re 24 years old. A lot of things have happened.” MORE FEW LINERS