I needed help with punctuation so I turned to my 30-year-old handy-dandy English writing manuals. I couldn’t find what I was looking for so I attempted to use Google to search for some sort of “Punctuation for Dummies” guide, hoping to find an easy way to refresh my memory about all of the rules of punctuation that seem to have disappeared from my brain.
I typed in “Punctuation for Dumies”. It’s going to be a long day.