Richard and Lucas are going on a road-trip tomorrow to southern Illinois to register Lucas for college in the fall. I mentioned to Richard yesterday that the weather is supposed to be pretty bad Friday. I know we can’t really know what the weather will be, but the forecast for our area as well as where they’re heading looks bleak.
I knew he would mock me, but it is my right as a Jewish wife and mother to warn the flock of impending doom. I suggested they leave today and stay overnight so they wouldn’t have to worry about getting to orientation on time tomorrow.
Sure enough he looked at me with a smirk and said, “We’ll check with our penises on Friday and get back to you.”
Ok. That was a little harsher than I was expecting, but funnier, too.
I took another stab at being, well, me, and mentioned to Richard that with the impending bad weather coming, we should probably lower the umbrella outside. Another smirk.
I looked outside a few hours ago and took this photo. Jewish wife and mother 1; penises 0.
Enjoy this clip from SNL:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2c5b4742c7/snl-celebrity-jeopardy-3-20-99