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Posted on February 12, 2016 by Leslie Jo Chase

Special Report! Florida reconsiders being called “The Sunshine State!”

CategoriesLeslie Jo Chase, She Said To No One In Particular, Tales Of Wild BoombaTagsBeach, Crabs, Dolphins, Florida, Marco Island, Special Report!, Stormy weather, The Sunshine State, Whales, Wolf Blitzer

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About Leslie Jo Chase

I’ve been the Blog-Keeper of Tales of Wild Boomba, and She Said to No one in Particular after a career as a Copywriter and Copy Director for the Sears Catalog, and other companies. I’ve also been a regular contributing writer for the Chicago Tribune, the Denver Post, Chicago Parent, Chicago Home and Garden, Weddingbells magazine, LAKE magazine, North Shore Home, msnbc.com, Skirt magazine, and was a monthly columnist for Indy’s Child. I’m currently writing the books: Memoirs of a Mashugana, Tales of Wild Boomba, and Defective; Memoirs of a Medical Mutant.

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My Few Liners

“I wrote myself a list of things I need to do, but now I can’t find it.”

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“I breathed in through my nose so deeply while sleeping last night that I inhaled my pillowcase into my left nostril.”

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“I am not allowed to leave my mother’s house without bringing something home. It’s like a law, or something. Today I brought home a pound of bologna, and a bag of frozen meatballs. Score!”

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“Why are Sensodyne toothpaste commercials filmed on an angle? As if sensitive teeth aren’t bad enough, are the advertisers trying to give us vertigo, too?”

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“A friend told me, ‘When my kids are happy, I’m out of therapy.’”

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“I Googled French Lick, Indiana, and several choices popped up, including, ‘How to lick your lick lick.’ I decided I didn’t really need to know about French Lick, and read my e mails instead.”

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“Veronica said, ‘Mom! Mom! Mom! Guess what happened!’ I said, ‘Veronica, you’re 24 years old. A lot of things have happened.”

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